I guess I must look gay because I always seem to find
myself being hit on and being seduced by other men. I’m
a successful stock broker and I make a lot of money, so
I’m pretty happy with my life. And I guess I’m okay
with being hit on too.

To prove my point, this little incident happened to me
only last week…

I had called the moving company two weeks ago to
arrange for movers for this Saturday. The receptionist
had asked me how big an apartment I was moving from,
etc. and I told her that I …