I wasn’t looking for tight, hard Marine butt. When
you’re deployed for six months on an LST with three
hundred other Marines and a couple hundred dick-hungry
sailors, checking out ass in the shower is the last
thing you do. You get really good at going through the
day with blinders on, ignoring the packages in the
weight room, the dicks swinging and slapping hard
Marine thighs in berthing, the ball bags hanging heavy
and low.

A lot of other guys on the ship want the same things
you do, but you also have others around who claim they
don’t …