As an historian and college professor, I enjoy living
in England. Old documents are always turning up in
libraries and old monasteries. I am never at a loss for
historical studies to publish, but it was as a cocksman
that I was fascinated by an old diary I found in an
alcove in a castle in Nottingham.

The diary spoke of sexual exploits, so I didn’t
announce its discovery to the college… I took it home
for my own pleasure. I translated its Old English, and
I found a marvelous account of cock-sucking in the 11th
Century.

Here it is, …