Curtis wants money for college
So I stopped in a local gay bar for a drink the other
night. I don’t go out to the bars much any more, but
the bar owner is an old pal of mine, so I wanted to say
hello.
Up to me comes this young pup, nineteen, just into
college, and he says he has seen many of my shows and
read lots of my stories and would I give him an
autograph. He is a cute little fucker. His name is
Curtis. Great name. Shakespearean name.
Curtis tells me he only came out six months ago. He
says …