Opie and the CumPie
Opie Taylor was a good boy. On t’other hand, he was an 18-
year-old boy, which means he wasn’t all THAT good. He played
hooky onc’t in a while, and he threw rocks at squirrels, and he
knew some cuss words. But he didn’t use them in front of
grown-ups. Of course, bein’ the son of Mayberry’s sheriff may
have had something to do with that; when you’re the sheriff’s
boy, seems everybody’s always watchin’ what you do.
But at heart Opie was a nice boy, so when his Aunt Bee
asked him to take a peach pie over to …