When the truck pulled up I was relieved, it was pissing
rain and I had been hitchhiking for two hours with not
one bastard stopping. The truck was huge and when the
door opened I saw behind the wheel, not a guy but a
woman. She was an ugly bitch huge with shirt hair and
three chins joining what looked like the biggest pair
of tits I’d ever seen, obese was the word I was looking
for.

“Get in,” she barked at me and I jumped up into the
warm cab dripping water, she looked me up and down then…