As a young boy on a farm in northern Wisconsin, I was
more than curious about sex. I was especially curious
about those things you couldn’t get an answer about.
Anal and gay sex in particular. “That’s Sick!” was the
only response I got to both questions. What’s it like
to fuck a girl in the ass? Why don’t they like it? and
What’s it like to play with another guys cock? I asked
these questions over and over. With no answer.

One day while sitting on the front porch the neighbor’s
dog Rambo wandered into the yard. Rambo was …