Dick in an Elevator: I’m Not Gay!

Tom was backing away as I jabbed his chest with my finger. “Look, if
I’m going to make a fool of myself, you can damn well make it worth my
while.”

He grinned at me and held his hands up to defend himself. “Ok. I
didn’t think you’d feel that way about it. You have to admit that you
sound full of it.”

Linda, bless her dear sweet and *stupid* heart, picked that moment to
make one of her more inane comments. “Twenty dollars says you can’t do
it. I’ve seen her try to kick everyone who’s ever tried. Besides…”
She drawled it insultingly. “She’s *mine* and has better taste than to
let somebody like *you* stand behind her, let alone *fuck* her.” She
grinned at me and laughed.

“Each.” I snapped back. There were ten of us so I figured making them
shell out $180.00 to watch me fuck Linda’s mare would add insult to
injury.

They stepped away and consulted briefly. When she looked up there was
a glint in her eyes. “All of us, including you, will put in twenty
dollars. Every guy gets a shot at her before you get to try. The
winners, *if* there are any, will share the money.” She tossed her
head back in a gesture that reminded me of her mare. “They’ve tried
before but I want to give them a second chance. *Then* you get to
try.”

‘Second chance, hell.’ I thought to myself. ‘She just wants to make
them all look like fools and thinks I’m an even bigger one. Wendy, her
mare, is going to be nervous when they get done and Linda thinks
there’s no way…’

I pulled out my wallet and got out a twenty. I held it out to Linda.
“Deal. Now, are the rest of you going to put up? Or are you all going
to shut up and leave?” There was silence.

I waited. Nobody moved. I reached to retrieve my money. “No balls.
What’s a twenty to any of us?…”

Tom was the first to break out of his trance. “Wait. I’m in.”

I glanced around. “Twenty bucks profit. If that’s it, the rest of you
can take a hike.”

There were whispered conversations with girlfriends. When it was all
over, Linda was holding $200.00 in one hand and Wendy’s reins in the
other.

After some discussion, we decided that everyone should strip. We all
skinny-dipped together anyway so it wasn’t like we didn’t know about
the differences between boys and girls. Since we were typical horny
farm kids, we’d all fucked each other and not all of that fucking had
been hetero. We didn’t care who got us off as long as we got off. It
would have been stupid to pretend any of us were body shy.

It was no secret that as the night wore on and each guy failed, he was
going to be pretty worked up. The girls decided to take advantage of
that. Someone jokingly called it ‘give them a consolation prize’ and
we all laughed. I wasn’t sure which way Linda was going to go. It
would be just like her to figure on telling me to go play with myself
if I failed to win the bet. At the same time, I knew how horny she
could get from watching others. When it came to sex, she seldom said
no when *she* was ready. Ego vs hormones. Usually I stood back and
waited to see which won.

I snickered to myself softly. If things went as I expected, both would
lose.

Tom started and immediately blew it. Oh, he took the time to soothe
Wendy but he went for the prize way too fast to suit her. A slight
shift in body weight and a cocked hind leg let him know his chance was
over. None of us were stupid. All of us knew how to read mares. We’d
seen enough breedings to know what they were capable of if they
thought the stallion was too pushy.

Wendy, patient mare that she was, stood there and put up with it all.
Still, by the time I got to her, she was damned nervous and more than
ready to get away from us.

I didn’t blame her.

I carefully went a bit away from things and then made a point of
talking to Wendy as I approached. “Easy girl, it’s just me coming to
say hello again.” Her ears flickered slightly and she nickered softly.
“Yeah, just me.” She turned her head so she could watch me. Yeah, she
was nervous. “Easy… Easy…” I soothed her in a quiet voice until I
was in front of her and could lightly rub her nose.

I continued to watch and gentle Wendy as I gave Linda some
instructions. “Come over next to me and let her see you give me her
reins. Then go sit down with everyone else and keep your mouth shut.”

Linda looked at me and then shrugged. “You’re the one that will get
hurt if you fuck things up.”

“Maybe.”

She handed me the reins and walked away.

The rest of my words were whispered. No point in giving away all of
our secrets yet.

“Easy beautiful.” I held up the reins. “See? Just the two of us.” I
stroked her forehead and smiled. As I did so, I gently moved her head
from side to side so she could see everyone. “See? I’m here now and
I’m not going to let them bother you any more tonight. Just us.
Relax…”

I gentled her into a headhug and we held that pose for a bit. I could
hear her nervous breathing slow and finally steady. “Yeah. That’s
it… It’s ok now. Just relax…”

Finally I felt her muscles loosen and she snorted softly. I grinned to
myself. Now I’d have to fuck her. But, not yet. There were things we
had to do first. Wendy had her own ideas about the proper ways to do
things and I’d learned them all.

She pulled her head out of my grasp and looked around before she
turned back to me and nickered softly. I gave her my best nicker and
then leaned forward. She extended her nose and we exchanged breath.

At that point I lost track of the idea I was doing this to prove a
point. The reins fell from my hands as I reached for her head and
cradled it. I kissed her nose gently.

When I pulled away I whispered. “Love you, Wendy.” Reluctantly I let
go and moved to lightly stroke her right flank. I felt her muscles
twitch with her nervousness at first but eventually they relaxed under
my gentle movements. I came back and scritched her chest and smiled.
“Like that don’t you?” She nickered as she arched her neck in
pleasure.

I continued my scritching and ducked under her head as I moved to her
left flank.

This time, after I had soothed her left flank, I let myself begin
massaging her left hind leg. I marveled at her muscles as they rippled
and flowed under my touches. I teased her by letting my hands dart to
the back of her leg and then go back and slide down the full length of
the outside of it.

Eventually, as I had known she would, she tired of the foreplay and
let me know she was ready for something more serious. I barely noticed
the gasp as she shifted her legs slightly. ‘Fools.’ I stopped and
looked towards her head. Sure enough, she was watching me. I smiled.

“Ready aren’t you? Well, so am I. Just a minute while I get ready.” I
trailed my fingers along her flank as I went back in front of her to
get the grain bucket someone had brought out for the lucky guy to use.

She whuffled softly as I picked it up. She nudged me gently and then
lowered her head to my throbbing penis. She snorted and I chuckled.
“Ok.” I pushed at her head and made her move it out of my way as I
walked back and set the bucket behind her.

She watched as I stood on it. “Ready?” I whispered. She waited calmly.

I reached out and gently ran my hands down the backs of her legs. She
shifted again and spread her legs some more. It was obvious she was
bracing herself and getting ready for me.

As I let my hands come back up, she twitched her tail to one side and
began winking her clitoris at me. I looked up. Our eyes met briefly
and then she turned her head to face forward.

Both of us were ready.

I took her. Slowly, gently, I entered her. I paused and enjoyed her
heat. Sometimes my fucking was hard and fast. I knew that tonight she
needed my gentleness.

That was exactly what she got. Slow strokes and lots of pauses while I
used my hands to massage the parts of her legs and back that I could
reach. I know I lasted longer than fifteen minutes but I couldn’t tell
you how long it was before I finally increased my tempo slightly and
focussed on orgasming.

Soon, it was over. I stayed behind her and waited until my softening
penis slipped from her folds. My hands told Wendy to just stay where
she was for now. Slowly, carefully, I stepped down from the bucket. I
didn’t want to shatter the special magic we had just shared. I walked
along her right flank and spoke to her softly as I worked my way to
her head.

When I got there, we shared another headhug. Finally, regretfully. I
let go.

Wendy stood there and watched me as I picked up her reins. I draped
them over one of my shoulders and then reached out and disconnected
them. I let the ends go. She stood there calmly. I’d known all along
that what connected the two of us was far stronger and more sure than
the control given by two pieces of leather. “We don’t need these. Do
we, my love?”

“It was perfect. Now, go relax and I’ll see you soon.” I slapped her
flank playfully and she snorted as she moved away from me.

I watched as she ambled off towards her stall.

My penis glistened with our mingled fluids as I walked over to Linda
and collected my money from her unresisting grasp.

As I settled on the grass beside her, I whispered…

“You bought her body.”

“I earned her love.”
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