Cocks and Cunts
“Honey?” she said. It was June, my wife.
“What, love?” I answered. I was in a good mood. I’d just read the latest
reviews; I’d gotten good numbers and found three stories that looked
interesting. I was chuckling at the controversy about Celeste’s role when
June spoke up.
“It’s been almost four days since we’ve fooled around. At all. I’m horny
as a toad. Do you feel like, uh, doing anything?” I heard her say.
Well. I don’t usually get an invitation like that this early in a story,
so what am I going to say?
“Sure, hon, if that’s …