Your chronicler got this true account via Henry who is
Stevie’s teddy bear. (The truth is that Henry was unlawfully bugged.)
Stevie tells _everything_ to Henry every night. Please imagine that you
are Henry listening to Stevie’s first person account. A little
background information is in order. Stevie has been living happily with
Aunt Emma and Uncle Adam as their eleven year old son for more than a
decade now. They are all very happy with the arrangement. He doesn’t
have any problems passing as a boy because he is small (some would say a
runt and others a shrimp) …